njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
niggayougay: MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
"I'm in "love" with someone I've never met"
sodamnrelatable: Regular peoples’ reaction: Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
jenthesoprano: I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
vampirevvekend: why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow
“Okay class, pass up last nights homework”
fake-mermaid: *showers for 4 hours to avoid homework*
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
rabioheab: imagine a new born baby named grandma
princemordo: heads up if i ever stop talking to you as much its not you there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg i still want to be close if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself ps its more...
my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
me during summer: is today wednesday or sunday
To those who won't hear this:
wristsareforbracelets: Good morning, I love you. Have a good day. Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you. Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.
sorryforpartybarackin: i feel like everyone has at least one friend whose mom you like better than your actual friend
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable